{"id":75,"date":"2020-12-13T16:48:16","date_gmt":"2020-12-13T22:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/?p=75"},"modified":"2020-12-13T16:48:16","modified_gmt":"2020-12-13T22:48:16","slug":"review-melancholia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Review: Melancholia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>December 13th, 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite having great movies that I could either watch again or see for the first time, I decided to watch &#8220;Melancholia&#8221; from 2011. I did so based solely on the advice of a podcast I was barely listening to while either eating dinner or doing dishes. &#8220;Melancholia&#8221; is Lars von Trier&#8217;s too long exploitation of good actors and bad taste. One of the more fashionable movies that are either well-made garbage or of the &#8220;it keeps getting worse&#8221; genre. Pick two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Melancholia&#8221; stars Kirsten Dunst alongside other quite talented actors like Charlotte Gainsbourg and John Hurt in a wedding\/apocalypse film. Charlotte Rampling makes an appearance as well, pointlessly cast as a bitter mother dispensing sad-trombones all over her daughter&#8217;s wedding. Rampling also starred in the equally ridiculous &#8220;Swimming Pool&#8221; from 2003, which I saw in Boston while on tour in a punk band. &#8220;Swimming Pool&#8221; was an exploitation film disguised as an annoying-kid-turned-murderer movie, while, just kidding, it was all a joke. My hosts in Boston said we should rather see &#8220;Whale Rider&#8221;, an outstanding movie I&#8217;d eventually see nearly two decades later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So what&#8217;s the point of &#8220;Melancholia&#8221;? Great actors moping around. The film opens with some arty shots then cuts to pointless vignettes of Dunst&#8217;s wedding. Everyone is mean, Dunst is erratic and hopeless. The reception is gorgeous and expensive yet everyone finds ways to be condescending. That&#8217;s the hour of &#8220;part one&#8221;. &#8220;Part two&#8221; is a lead up to apocalypse, masterfully acted but poorly constrained by Kiefer Sutherland&#8217;s character, Gainsbourg&#8217;s husband and scold. Sutherland is filthy rich despite being some kind of astronomer. Swimming in cash, those.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Worst of all, &#8220;Melancholia&#8221; has a constant camera shake. I suppose the hope is that you&#8217;re too nauseous to realize how much of your life you&#8217;re wasting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While accurately portraying depression, there&#8217;s no anchor in a movie of privileged misery. If there&#8217;s nothing to figure out, no character to sympathize with, what&#8217;s the point? Beautiful crap is still crap. A far better movie is Jeff Nicols&#8217;s &#8220;Take Shelter&#8221; from the same year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Should you wish to subject yourself to &#8220;Melancholia&#8221;, it&#8217;s available currently at https:\/\/tubi.tv<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>$Id: melancholia 597 2020-12-13 22:42:32Z x $<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December 13th, 2020 Despite having great movies that I could either watch again or see for the first time, I decided to watch &#8220;Melancholia&#8221; from 2011. I did so based solely on the advice of a podcast I was barely listening to while either eating dinner or doing dishes. &#8220;Melancholia&#8221; is Lars von Trier&#8217;s too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/76"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/words.soupy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}